useless hilarity

OTPs are so incredibly awkward because you want them to be your children but also be your parents but also you want to see them fuck but then you’re usually attracted to one or both of the people involved so ultimately what the fuck kind of complex is that WHAT HAS FANDOM DONE TO ME

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8:05 am • 29 May 2012 • 19,034 notes

marytheabsurdistjackfanatic:

#And then Britain said #give that man an olympic torch #Matt Smith #Britain’s biggest idiot #now with more fire

ah-dorable

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8:02 am • 29 May 2012 • 10,516 notes

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

mcqueenlovesme:

starsinthegutter:

celestial-shade:

yolo-tier:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

bless those great souls that saved that kid.

all the awards to those lovely gals.

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7:37 am • 29 May 2012 • 24,369 notes

thescienceofjohnlock:

superfizz:

_{ANON requested: ’Speaking of RDJxHimself… Sherlock Holmes & Tony Stark? :D’}

But but what about John, Sherlock???

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6:45 am • 29 May 2012 • 11,100 notes

bannerisms:

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6:31 am • 29 May 2012 • 9,106 notes

tugamaggie:

londonrains:

pernillo:

choquefrontal:

actinoutloud:

JUST PRESS PLAY

I made this for obvious reasons

Mycroft cares about your education guys this is important

Fuckin fan-fucking-tastic.

JOHN FUCKS SHERLY! OH MY GOD

i’m fucking pissing myself jesus fucking christ

CRYING AND PISSING

5:23 am • 29 May 2012 • 5,532 notes

loki-cat:

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4:33 am • 29 May 2012 • 28,355 notes

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

katara:

this one goes out to everyone on tumblr

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3:14 am • 29 May 2012 • 2,686 notes

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

foolish-chronicles:

ourenchantedparadise:

Chasing Kids - MGMT vs Snow Patrol

wow this is perfect omfg~

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2:36 am • 29 May 2012 • 39 notes